It was only a matter of time! A nude photo of Jersey Shore’s vertically challenged vivacious Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has surfaced with the promise of more on the way. Radar Onine first reported the existence of the photos and now the owners have posted one on a website.
The site seems to be having difficulty handling the traffic surge of folks trying to get a full Monty Snooki lookie, so here’s a small screen capture to give you an idea:
The photo features a very tan and curvy Snooki on all fours in a bedroom with one hand on the bed rail. She’s wearing bright white fingernail polish and absolutely nothing else. Added to the picture inside of a thought bubble is the Snooki quote, “There are no nude pictures nor will there ever be. the tabloids just love snook gossip ;]” followed by a sarcastic “REALLY?” But, no need to fear because thanks to her creative posing the photo is actually kinda SFWish.
Radar Online claims to have seen more photos from the shoot, including some that are a bit more revealing. The owners also claim there is a short video as well! There’s an email address on NakedSnooki.com (firstname.lastname@example.org) so I’m guessing you can contact them through that if you’re interested in buying the photos and/or the video.
Something tells me the marketing geniuses disguised as Jersey Shore cast members will keep this kind of stuff trickling out right up until Season 2 premieres later this year. Ahhhhhhh, love that Jersey Shore!