Benjamin Buttons isn’t the only one aging backwards – Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has passed the toddler stage and is now a big baby.

Earlier in the season, little Tony Womo missed four weeks due to a boo boo on his pinkie finger. And this past Sunday, after getting spanked by division rivals Philadelphia in a must-win season finale, Womo caused quite a stir when he collapsed in the locker room shower. The little feller was eventually able to walk with help from teammates, avoiding having to use a stretcher brought in by the medical staff. Girlfriend Jessica Simpson (Yoko Womo) “rushed to his side as soon as she found out that Tony got hurt,” a source told People magazine, which only confirms the Benjamin Buttons theory. How could you not be a baby if a seven-year-old girl comes to your rescue?

But, in case you needed further evidence, we have a starcasm exclusive photo from inside the Dallas Cowboy locker room:

Frustrated by the infantile actions of Womo, fellow Texan Willie Nelson has started performing one of his classic hits with altered lyrics:

****UPDATE – Here’s another Womo baby photo of him and his little doggie and his other little doggie.

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