VIDEO Honey Boo Boo gets "juiced" before pageants with Go-Go Juice

VIDEO Honey Boo Boo gets “juiced” before pageants with Go-Go Juice

Jan, 05, 2012 | AUTHOR: Asa Hawks; | Related : Alana Thompson, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Toddlers & Tiaras, videos

Toddlers and Tiaras Alana Thompson guzzling special Go-Go juice

Each and every episode of TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras is shocking, sensational, and newsworthy, but for some reason I just can’t get anesthetized to it! (Who could watch a 3-year-old girl walk the stage in Julia Roberts’ hooker outfit from Pretty Woman and not be shocked?!?)

The latest installment in the Toddlers & Tiaras Hall of Fame is 6-year-old Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson from McIntyre, Georgia whose mama June (“The Coupon Queen”) Shannon gives her “special juice” to help her get energized for pageants. But, unless she’s on special juice all the time, I don’t know why she needs it! This girl is pumped and ready to go ALL THE TIME!

“Those other girls must be crazy if they think they’re gonna beat me, honey boo boo chiiiiild!”

UPDATE - Alana has her own spin-off reality series! Titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo! Click the link for more details!

I realize there are all sorts of genetic laws working against this theory, but Alana HAS to be the long lost daughter of The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s NeNe Leakes! Did NeNe ever spend any time in McIntyre?

Alana from Toddlers and Tiaras
^ “A dolla make me holla, honey boo boo!”

As far as the “Super Juice” (r “Go-Go Juice) Alana’s mom explained it this way:

“A lot of pageant moms and people know what the “special juice” is, everybody has their different concoctions. you know, special juice is just to help her energize her.

“A lot of moms say, ‘Oh, well you’re doping up your child,’ well hey, no I’m not. I’m not hurting her.

“We had tried Pixy Stix, as they’re called ‘pageant crack.’ We have – pbfbfbffft – We went through fifteen bags at one pageant, and it just don’t do anything for her.

“She just drinks it for pageants, to give her that extra ‘umpff.’ So, whatever works for your child, use it.”

Alana had 15 Pixy Stix prior to a pageant?!? I can only imagine what’s in the drink! (UPDATE - it was revealed on Anderson that the recipe for “Go-go Juice” is Red Bull and Mountain Dew.)

June The Coupon Queen from Toddlers and Tiaras

And what does Alana think of her magic pageant potion?

“Go-go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommy’s hair.”

Ummmmm… I think I’ve known people hooked on “special juice.” This girl might need help!

Also, did anyone else notice that June the “Coupon Queen” had 90,000 rolls of aluminum foil and even more toilet paper, but only two pieces of furniture in the whole house? Come to think of it, I guess I don’t remember seeing too many buy one get one free furniture coupons.

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Suey

Needed a hillbilly handbook to understand what the heck they were saying.
- Chloe Dawn
  
  Me and my friend Chase love Alana!!!!!!!!!!!! You work it girl,we love Mrs Coupon Queen!! We love SMOOCHIE!!!!!!!!!!! MONEEEEYYYY show them bellys to the judges.:}
Mandy

It’s always the most fat disgusting women that put their children in these pageants trying to live vicariously though them. YUCK.
- amelia
  
  Fat and disgusting are not synonymous.
  - Nathan
    
    Actually, they are.
    - Nik
      
      Sort of like judgemental and jerk? Right?
      - http://www.starcasm.net Dee
        
        This entire segment is humiliating to respectable, southern people. Mcintyre is a good, god fearing community. I just hate that “dolla make me holla” had to be what is shown in representation of it. SAD
tab

her mother is disgusting, allowing her child to act like that. i happened to watch this episode (i was totally bored) and was shocked at that child and her mother.
wtf

She’s not… She’s not even pretty. Even if you weren’t going by pageant standards. I think some inbreeding happened here.
Suey

If you think this little girl is bad, you obviously haven’t seen McKenzie. She wears the tiara for grand supreme brat. Adorable little girl but dang.
Nathan

They should call these pageants what they really are: Children of obese single mom pageants.
- Mandy
  
  ROFL sooo true. I watched this episode last night. This lady has fat rolls where I didn’t know it was possible to have fat rolls! Elbow fat roll? WTF? She is the definition of a glutton!!! No wonder she uses all those coupons, their food bill would be $5000 a month if she didn’t!!
Ashley

This site makes me sick! I can’t believe some of the stuff these women do to these LITTLE GIRLS. They spray tan them, get them fake teeth, fake hair, get them all jaked up on sugar and soda it is just disguising. I even saw one mom give her toddler a redbull so she wouldn’t want to take a nap. They do all this and then cake a pound of makeup on these little girls and they end up looking like little mini prostitutes instead of little girls. Whatever happened to dressing your little girl in a cute dress and that being enough. These little girls are beautiful just the way they are! These mothers should be ashamed of themselves. I think it’s really crazy that these women don’t realize that this show is also blatantly making fun of them.
a-mama-of1

I may not agree with what these women do to their children, but as a mom I would NEVER refer to a little girl as ugly or inbred because of her moms actions which she has no control over!
Ren

Some people are ugly, some are beautiful, some are in between from plain to pretty. The girl is not only ugly, she is fat, and she is deluded, she aired on a show and she said “i don’t like the pageants because some people are , whats that word, UGLY”…yea, some people like you kid. kid is ugly on the inside and it shines through to the outside. mom is on an ego trip because her daughter won some pageants due to pitty, and a lot of makeup, not for actually being pretty or beautiful. Mckenzie has the pretty trailer trash look naturally. other girls on the show are gorgeous , naturally beautiful, but with the makeup look malibu barbie fake. how about parents be real with their kids instead of lying to them. can’t be there forever, one day that child is going to face the world,and all the parents are going to do is what, lie some more. if your child is overweight, don’t lie to them and say they are skinny with a little baby fat, if your child is homely again just tell them the damn truth, tell them not everyone is born pretty but they still have time to grow up i know plenty of ugly ducklings who grew up into beautiful swans, if it happens good if it doesn’t tell them take pride for who they are as a person(if they have a good character, which in this childs case from the poor examples surrounding her she wont) So tired of this white lie generation. if i am going out with a man i want him to be man not a woman who got a sex change and a lot of cosmetic procedures to look more masculine, continuing the lie so the person wont lose me. When lies come out it turns ugly, and yes i would maim a person for lying to me in that situation, and any other situation, lipstick on a pig. people always can tell. id be mad if a man had a cosmetic procedure like a new nose or hair transplants, because its false misrepresentation, i don’t want ugly children. and i certainly don’t want to be with a fake insecure person. well i will just end with this, family is ugly, people may think thats cruel, but say the girl gets older would you date her? hell no. Humans and every other species are naturally attracted to what pleases the eye, having the best possible genes go into the offspring. features represent health, you can cover yourself in makeup, cut and snip, you will still be ugly, even more ugly because you are fake and a liar.