Aubrey O’Day DOES Care For Black People, Makes Out With Kanye West
(Stay tuned to the police blotter because we’re sure Aubrey will be under a West soon)
Amy Winehouse Hospitalized For Chest Infection
(Perhaps she ate too many Ferrero Rocheroines?)
High School The Musical 3: Senior Year Rakes In 42 Million
It sounds like 12-year olds aren’t worried about their stock portfolios, mortgages, or 401ks.
Jennifer Hudson Offers $100,000 Reward For Return Of Nephew