Where in the world is Tiger Woods? Reportedly he’s taking Yacht ‘Privacy’ to the Bahamas

ByStarcasm Staff

No one’s seen Tiger Woods since he ran into a fire hydrant, a tree, and information of his possible 14 affairs came out. So where is he? Obviously he’s hiding in a dark hole somewhere with his tail between his legs. There have been reports that he comes out at night to play golf, but now he’s high-tailin’ it to the high seas.

According to People, “On Saturday morning, after stocking up on provisions from Costco on Northlake Blvd., the boat left town.” They have a source telling him that Tiger’s destination is the bahamas, so I’m sure that paparazzo, the AP, and every news organization on the planet are booking hotels right now hoping for a money shot of the elusive Tiger Woods.

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