Tara Reid calls off her wedding to Michael Axtmann

Michael Axtmann and Tara Reid call off engagement

Tara Reid was engaged? Apparently so!

Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann and Tara were planning to get married next month after his dramatic proposal at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles January 18, which brought applause from patrons at the restaurant.

No word if the couple broke off the engagement at a restaurant, eliciting boos from the patrons. The only word from Tara Reid about it is this short statement: “Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.” (via People)

I’m figuring Michael either found out about Tara’s induction into the Starcasm.net AlcoHall of Fame, or maybe he saw the infamous video of his wife in the most embarrassing nip slip of all time:

(Don’t worry, it’s blurred out and SFW)

Poor Tara. Did you see her face start beaming when all those flash bulbs started going off! I’m assuming she has no feeling left in her chest after all those botched plastic surgeries.

Don’t get too depressed Miss Reid! I know it seems like Tarable news, but I wouldn’t Reid too much into it.

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