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Suri Cruise is getting a $24,000 playhouse with running water and electricity for Christmas

ByStarcasm Staff

Suri Cruise's $24,000 playhouse

Katie Holmes reportedly bought Suri Cruise an impressive playhouse for Christmas worth $24,000 from Sweet Retreat Kids.

The house comes with it’s own running water and electricity, so the six-year-old basically has her own house.

Possible amenities include “recessed lighting, play lofts, sunrooms, media rooms, eat-in kitchens, dining rooms, intercoms connected to the main home, garages to store kids’ riding toys, picket fences, arbors, extensive landscaping, and more.”

Not sure if the burners and oven works. Hopefully not:

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Not sure what’s “play” about this house. When your playhouse has a working kitchen and a staircase, it’s a house. The only essential thing that’s missing is a bathroom:
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Suri Cruise playhouse

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