| |

Snooki childhood photo

ByAsa Hawks

Snooki as a kid photo

Looooooong before Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was a party hard no underwears chronic UTI sufferer on Jersey Shore, she was just a cute little girl living in Marlboro, New York. Perhaps because she recently became a mother herself, the 24-year-old reality star decided to share a childhood photo of herself (above) with her Twitter followers yesterday along with the tweet, “My crazy ass as a kid.”

Awwwwww! Look at the little meatball! I think I will nickname her Chef Girl Partee. (That is some serious clubbin’ hair right there! And dare I ask what’s in that sippy cup?!?) Don’t see the resemblance? Here, let me run the photo through my “Snookify Me” app…

Snookify Me app photo of Snooki as a child

Guidettina!

I don’t know about you, but I think lil Snooki and lil Pauly D would have made a perfect lil couple. (Click the link for toddler Pauly D, already packin’ the swagger.)

 

Similar Posts

| | |

PHOTOS Snooki and Drita Davanzo of Mob Wives meet, The Situation trembles

ByAsa Hawks

Could it be that Snooki has found a replacement for her towering Guidette powerhouse pal JWoww? Normally I would scoff at the mere suggestion of being able to replace the incomparably intimidating Jersey Shore star, but that was before I realized there is a comparable intimidating reality powerhouse gal that could do it… Mob Wives‘ Drita Davanzo! Keep reading to see photos of the pair together on Staten Island earlier today as well as their mutually adoring Twitter exchange.

(All I have to say is, The Situation needs to watch out!)

Jersey Shore: How does Sammi Sweetheart feel about Ronnie’s drunken confession that he still loves her?
| | | |

Jersey Shore: How does Sammi Sweetheart feel about Ronnie’s drunken confession that he still loves her?

ByStarcasm Staff

Last night’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation made it glaringly obvious why Sammi Sweetheart’s decision to not appear on the show was a wise one. During the episode Ronnie almost cheats on his pregnant girlfriend and then reveals to Snooki that he’s still in love with his ex Sammi! It was a mess and…

|

PHOTOS – Snooki really is the new Kim Kardashian – Snooks dresses up like KimK for Life & Style makeover shoot

ByStarcasm Staff

Okay, so Kim Kardashian is prettier, but Snooks has a little somethin’ too that goes way beyond her poof and bronzer. At starcasm, we already noted that there was some kind of cosmic connection between Snickers and KimK, and Life & Style agreed, giving Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi soft waves in her long hair and dressing…