PHOTOS Olivia Palermo barely wears a bikini in St. Barts with beau Johannes Huebl

Just when I think I’ve got my favorite body type all worked out something (or someone) comes along and throws a monkey wrench into the works. Such was the case when I saw these photos of uber-svelte The City star Olivia Palermo striking sexy poses on the beaches of St. Barts.

Gone are visions of sugar plump fairies Kim Kardashian, Kelly Brook and Josie Goldberg and in their place are a plethora of nymph-like itty bitty titty committee members with their unencumbered topsides looking tomboyish in the sun as they frolic about without worry of their over-the-shoulder pebble holders malfunctioning or having to deal with the condescending slack-jawed stares of breast-obsessed neanderthals. It’s enough to make me want to get my buffalo wings from Tweeters!

(Oh, in case you were wondering what that extra bit of fabric is on her left side it’s excess bikiniage caused by wrapping the neck strap around her back. Let’s see Christina Hendricks get away with that!)

All joking aside, Olivia Palermo (how fun is that to say by the way? OLIVia PaLERmo. Love it!) is quite the lovely young lady and obviously knows when she is being closely watched by the paparazzi! These look like shots from a calendar, don’t they?

Sadly for us, but a good thing for Olivia, is that she wasn’t alone on her tropical vacation. She brought along boyfriend Johannes Huebl (not nearly as fun to say, by the way) and wasn’t shy about advertising her “taken” status with some romance novel caliber public displays of affection:

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