PHOTOS Tila Tequila is pregnant, taking on two stepchildren
It appears that Tila Tequila has been up to more over the last few months than talking about how Paul Walker’s death was a “ritualistic murder” and posting photos of herself in front of Auschwitz wearing a Nazi armband. In addition to all of these antics, at some point she either had sex or else an appointment at an in vitro fertilization clinic because… Tila Tequila is pregnant!
At least that’s what she told fans on both of her Facebook pages yesterday. She posted the pregnant selfie above, in which she appears to be showing off a bit of a baby bump, and captioned it with the following message:
Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!! ♥
She later added this in the comments section:
AWWW THANKS GUYS!! I AM SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!! I JUST COULDN”T WAIT MUCH LONGER TO MAKE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IT WAS KILLING ME! LOLLLL OMGGGG I HAVE A LITTLE BABY ON THE WAYYY YAYYYYY! BABY TILA! HAHAHA! SOOOO HAPPPPYY RIGHT NOWWW! AND THE BABY SAYS, “HI EVERYONE I CAN”T WAIT TO MEET YOU!” hehehe
Tila then revealed that she is actually becoming a mother three times over because the father of her child already has two children! She shared this next photo of her step-daughter and wrote a lengthy, excited entry with it:
Awwww look at my little baby girl! This is my baby’s big sister and she looks exactly like her Daddy who is also my baby’s Daddy! Duh! LOL Awww we are going to have such a lovely, beautiful, and loving family! This is so exciting! I mean it’s like… whoaaaa when did all of this happen, right? lol Not only am I going to be a first time Mommy but I’m already a stepmom to 2 kids! Yeeeehaw! Mama Tila is kicking some butt up in here! 🙂 God has blessed me with an abundance of love that I had never known before in my entire life! *Sighs* ♥ Hurry up and be born already my little unborn baby!! loll 🙂 PS- This little girl is super feisty like me also! She will tell you off in a second if she catches you talking trash about her baby mama, Me! She’s already told a few people off on my other page but I told her don’t mind the haters baby girl… they’re just jealous! DUHHH! 😛 ♥
For avid Tila Tequila fans (yes, those still exist!) the announcement came as no real surprise as the former reality star and MySpace maven has been dropping numerous hints over the last couple weeks. She posted a zoomed-in photo of her larger-than-usual breasts on Wednesday and captioned the picture with, “My Milk Jugs. Literally! LOL” on one Facebook page and simply, “Got milk?” on the other. (On the latter Tila all but admitted she was pregnant in the comments section.)
Tila also pretty much announced she was expecting by making her triumphant return to Twitter under the name @BabyMamaTila on March 29, where she has been tweeting numerous messages about and for her unborn child like:
Hello baby. I love you so much you have no idea… well maybe you do a little. hehe… this is my page for you baby. 🙂
— Tila Tequila (@BabyMamaTila) March 29, 2014
I have a secret that nobody knows. One is this twitter page, and the other? Nothing. Just talking to myself. loll Oh HI BABY! It’s me!
— Tila Tequila (@BabyMamaTila) April 10, 2014
@GhostRiderRadio As for pregnancy… I’ll let you know next week. I just don’t want to jinx anything considering what happened in the past!
— Tila Tequila (@BabyMamaTila) April 17, 2014
I have never in my life loved anyone as much as I love you! Gosh how could this be possible? Ur the only thing that matters to me baby! 🙂
— Tila Tequila (@BabyMamaTila) April 18, 2014
So what about Tila’s sobriety? A Twitter follower asked her about her Hitler comments and her other antics from a few months ago and Tila responded by revealing, “I have been sober for a year, but around that time I did fall into a short relapse and took xanax.”
And on Wednesday she posted this message to fans on Facebook:
Hi Everyone! I have missed you all so very much, but I had to disappear for a while to get my act together and enjoy my newfound happiness with sober living! I am happy, healthy, glowing & growing these days! I have some more exciting news to follow up shortly! I love you all so much and thank you so much for having been there for me throughout all of these years! Things are only about to get better from this point forward. That’s a promise! hehe – Miss Tila because I missed you! ♥
I think I will officially be filing this one in the “wait and see” category. That being said, congratulations to you Tila – I hope this is the thing that turns your life around and enables you to gain balance and stability in your life!
I think I will wrap this post up with one of the most shared Photoshopped images we ever created from an article we did waaaaay back on May 20, 2009 when it was reported that Tila Tequila might be pregnant. After the photo we will also revisit some of the potential baby names we came up with in that post. (You have to click the link to see our Tequila-inspired sonogram!)
Girl names:
Rosa Mimosa
Mary Jane Hurricane
Eliza Budwiza
Jeannie Martini
Mona Corona
Lolita Margarita
Boy names:
Rocky Sake
Marty Bacardi
Zachory Daquiri
UPDATE – Click here to see a timeline of Tila Tequila baby bump photos, a sonogram and a slew of overwhelmingly positive inspirational mom-to-be posts! (And click here to find out more about the father of Tila’s baby, Thomas Whitaker.)
