Tonight was the season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo as America’s favorite redneck family made their triumphant return to the small screen with two back-to-back episodes. In the second episode, appropriately titled “The Birds and the Boos,” Mama June tried talking to her three older daughters about sex — a conversation chock full of anatomical Mama Junisms ranging from “fruit loop” (vagina) to ting tangs (breasts). Thankfully (or perhaps not), TLC producers created the above Operation-inspired visual guide to the human female anatomy according to Mama June that illustrates exactly what’s what.
Obviously we will soon be updating the Redneckipedia with some new terms!
Speaking of the Redneckipedia, I feel I should point out that there are a few Mama Junatomical terms left off the above illustration such as forklift foot, moon pie, too-tay, neck crust, and the all-encompassing “barn.”
New episodes of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo air Thursday nights at 9/8c on TLC.