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THE BLEMISH – When Imitating a Viral Video Goes Wrong, Corn on the Cob Edition DLISTED – Church Lady Came Back To SNL To Drag Ted Cruz CELEBITCHY – Alden Enrenreich, 26, cast as the “young Han Solo”: great choice or meh? REALITY TEA – Lisa Vanderpump Writes A Mother’s Day Tribute To Her Kids…

THE SUPERFICIAL – Sofia Vergara In A Wonder Woman Costume, Anyone? DLISTED – Brad Pitt May Fight Angelina Jolie For Joint Custody Of The Child Army JEZEBEL – CBS Ends Two-Part JonBenet Ramsey Special With Investigators Alleging That Burke Did It VERY SMART BROTHAS – Four Simple And Practical Things Black People Can Do So…

CELEBITCHY – The Dirty Dancing remake was a flop: is anyone surprised? DLISTED – Nicki Minaj Brought Rich Vampire Realness To The AmfAR Gala REALITY TEA – Ranking the “Most Memorable” Seasons Of Survivor – Updated Through Season 34 JEZEBEL – Park Rangers Would Prefer You Keep Your Promposals Off Federal Protected Public Lands THE…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Here’s Why Jenelle is Ranting And Upset About Filming Season 9 DLISTED – Stacey Dash Got Secret Married REALITY TEA – “Elder” Angela Storms Off Set On 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days Tell All CELEBITCHY – Amber Rose lets her 5-year-old son curse at home: “Kids like to…

REALITY TEA – Get Ready–Danielle Staub Finally Returns To Real Housewives of New Jersey! CELEBITCHY – Senator Elizabeth Warren Was Formally Rebuked By The Senate For Speaking THE BLEMISH – Beyonce Too Fat To Perform At Full Speed, Opts For Slo-Mo At The Grammys THE SUPERFICIAL – Melissa McCarthy Really Ruined Sean Spencer’s Whole Life…