LINKS Happy BDay Danielle Staub, Afflookus sighting at booze shop, NBAyoncé…

DLISTED – That Reboot Of The Mummy Starring Tommy Cruise Is Really Happening…. CELEBITCHY – Taylor Swift’s booty looks sort of different: implants, squats or butt pads? REALITY TEA – Lisa Vanderpump Says Lisa Rinna Is “Not Playing With A Full Deck” JEZEBEL – LAPD Investigating Charlie Sheen for Allegedly Threatening to Have Ex Murdered…

REALITY TEA – Ramona Singer Reportedly Kicked Out Of A Private Event; Shades Her Ex Mario On Instagram DLISTED – Andy Cohen Learned That Taylor Swift Isn’t Here For Jokes About Her Feud With Katy Perry CELEBITCHY – Colin Kaepernick has never even been registered to vote in any state JEZEBEL – Racist West Virginia…

DLISTED – Clint Eastwood Wants All You Pu$$ies To Get Over All The Racist Stuff Trump Has Spewed! THE BLEMISH – Jon Stewart’s HBO Show Might Be Here Just In Time For The Most Batsh!t Election Ever VERY SMART BROTHAS – Why The World Could Use More Free Nipples REALITY TEA – Report: I Am…

REALITY TEA – Vicki Gunvalson Says She Almost Didn’t Return To Real Housewives; Trashes Her Cast Mates For Holding On To Last Year’s Drama DLISTED – Tom DeLonge Quit Blink-182 To Focus On UFOs CELEBITCHY – Kelly Osbourne: “No woman with a neck like a c**t is going to ruin my family” JEZEBEL – Why…

JEZEBEL – That Hot Felon Has Been Set Free to Steal Your Girl DLISTED – Bring On The Pregnant Yoga Poses! Hilaria Baldwin Is Knocked Up Again CELEBITCHY – Khloe Kardashian: “I think plastic surgery should be viewed almost like makeup” REALITY TEA – The Mother/Daughter Experiment Recap: Krista Knows Best THE DAILY BEAST –…