LINKS Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump on SNL, RHONJ girl code violation, Madonna wants to vote naked…

THE BLEMISH – Tekashi69 Could Head to Witness Protection, Where He Should Blend Right In DLISTED – Chicago PD Are Investigating Jussie Smollett As An “Active Participant” In His Own Attack THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Teen Mom OG Star Mackenzie Edwards Says She’ll Quit Drinking If Her Husband Ryan Edwards Asks Her To; Explains…

DLISTED – Open Post: Hosted By Kevin Spacey Trying To Show John Travolta Up REALITY TEA – PHOTOS Sheree Whitfield’s Son Kairo Launches A Clothing Line (No, it’s not called “He By Kairo”) CELEBITCHY – James Middleton’s sad marshmallow company Boomf is really struggling JEZEBEL – In a Final “F**k You” to Abby Lee Miller,…

JEZEBEL – This Week in Tabloids: Mariah Carey Employs a Professional Boob Handler DLISTED – A Mattress Store In Texas Thought It Was A Really Good Idea To Do A 9/11-Themed Ad For Their “Twin Towers” Sale REALITY TEA – Dance Moms Star Abby Lee Miller Scared By The Possibility Of Jail Time CELEBITCHY –…

CELEBITCHY – Chrissy Teigen Sorry To Anyone Harmed By Her ‘Hoo-Haw,’ Thanks Laser Clinic THE BLEMISH – We Only Knew Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Were Dating Because We Saw His Dick JEZEBEL – Jesus Electoral Christ, Jill Stein Actually Raised Over $2 Million To Fund A Vote Recount VERY SMART BROTHAS – Trump’s Proving…

JEZEBEL – Sarah Palin Sues New York Times for Defamation DLISTED – Lindsay Lohan Has Launched A Lifestyle Website REALITY TEA – PHOTOS Porsha Williams Celebrates Her Birthday In The Bahamas CELEBITCHY – John McEnroe disrespected Serena Williams, then Serena called him fake news THE BLEMISH – Disney World is Having Trouble With Robot Trump…

REALITY TEA – Love After Lockup Recap: Carwash Tricks DLISTED – Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Were Boo’d Up At Clive Davis’ Pre-Grammy Party Last Night CELEBITCHY – Kendall Jenner: “We don’t work any less hard than the ’90s models did” JEZEBEL – Aretha Franklin Chooses Jennifer Hudson to Play Her in Upcoming Biopic THE…