Lindsay Lohan explains leg injury photos from 28th birthday

ByAsa Hawks

Lindsay Lohan leg injuries photo

Lindsay Lohan turned 28 years old today, but the actress is garnering more concern than well wishes after she was photographed walking around New York City wearing a pair of denim cut-offs that exposed a large cut and several bruises on her legs!

Here’s a zoomed-in look:

Lindsay Lohan leg injuries zoom cut and bruises

Lindsay later took to instagram and posted the following quadricelfie and seemed to blame her injuries on a violent relationship with a NYC Citi Bike:

Lindsay Lohan leg injury photo

“A citibike gone wrong #notsoquiche !!!!” wrote Lindsay, along with a crying emoji.

Could it be that her horrendous Citi Bike crash may have also caused those unfortunate denim shorts and perhaps even tucked her t-shirt in only in the very front? Oh, and perhaps it was a Citi Bike that derailed her film career too? Now worries, Lindsay — Tim Howard’s gotcha:

US World Cup goalie Tim Howard saves Lindsay Lohan's film career



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