Jermaine Jackson files to legally change his name

Jermaine Jackson is now Jermaine Jacksun

Jermaine Jackson is tired of being Jermaine Jackson so he has filled out some papers and started the process of legally changing his name. So will it be something like Metta World Peace or Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop? Not quite…

Citing “artistic reasons” Jermaine Jackson has decided to legally become…

JERMAINE JACKSUN

This request hasn’t been approved by a judge yet but that shouldn’t be a problem. To keep things germane, Jermaine will have to publicly announce the change several times before it becomes legal because the law is weird and that’s just the way it works.

This was today’s public Jackson family service announcement. Thanks for tuning in.

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