Dancing With The Stars premiere Spoilers!

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All the celebs are ready to go for Monday night’s premiere of the 11th season of the hit competition reality series Dancing With The Stars and in case you’re one of those impatient fans not wanting to wait to find out what happens, we have the scoop!

Obviously the winners and losers are partly determined by fan voting so we can’t reveal who comes out on top and who’s on bottom, but we do know details about each couple’s performance including what dance they will be doing and what song they will be doing it to!

All of this is thanks to TMZ, who are becoming our generation’s Big Brother when it comes to the proliferation of their “sources!” the site reveals that Bristol Palin will Cha Cha with partner Mark Ballas to the tune “Mama Told Me (Not to Come)” (Not a very subtle song choice for the unwed teen mother!) and during the routine she will rip off some tear-away clothing as mom Sarah Palin watches from the audience!

Not to be outdone by some young political offspring whipper-snapper, David Hasselhoff will continue in his bid to become the heir apparent to William Shatner’s “hip living joke” throne by doing the cha cha cha to Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb!” There performance will reportedly include sunglasses and pyrotechnics. No word if it will also involve booze and a cheeseburger.

(TRIVIA TIME! Do you remember the previous use of “Sex Bomb” at a major televised event? CLICK HERE to relive that life-altering moment!)

DWSTS Cast Interview part 1:

Here are the Dancing With The Stars couples, the dances they will be performing and the songs they will be dancing to during the Premiere of Season 11 Monday night at 8/7c on ABC:

Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovalani do the Cha Cha Cha to Katy Perry’s “California Gurls

Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas do the Cha Cha Cha to Three Dog Night’s “Mama Told Me (Not to Come)

Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel do the Viennese Waltz to Queen’s “We are the Champions

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough do the Viennese Waltz to Otis Redding’s “These Arms of Mine

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas do the Cha Cha Cha to Shirley Bassey’s “Kiss Me Honey Honey Kiss Me

Brandy and Maks Chmerkovskiy do the Viennese Waltz to Pixie Lott’s “Cry Me Out

Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya do the Viennese Waltz to Bon Jovi’s “This Ain’t a Love Song

Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer do the Cha Cha Cha to 3oh!3’s “My First Kiss

Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke do the Viennese Waltz to Patsy Cline’s “Crazy

David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson do the Cha Cha Cha to Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb

Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower do the Viennese Waltz to Daughtry’s “Life After You

The Situation and Karina Smirnoff do the Cha Cha Cha to Taio Cruz’s “Break Your Heart

The rest of the introductory interviews with the cast: