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PHOTOS – Who designed Princess Kate’s wedding dress?

ByStarcasm Staff

Finally! After months and months of desperate speculation, and even sketches aiming to read Kate’s mind and predict the future, we finally know The Dress that Kate Middleton wore when she officially became Princess Kate! She made a good choice. It’s a beautiful silhouette with a cinched waist and lots of delicate lace. It just…

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Royal Wedding madness: British plumber gets William and Kate’s faces tattooed on his teeth

ByStarcasm Staff

Granted, the Royal Wedding nonsense is a fun escape from the everyday drudgery, and an excuse for The News to report on something fluffy, frilly, and light instead of war, radiation poisoning, how our kids’ futures are doomed (a staple topic of the news since The News was invented) and the most depressing of all:…

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Three-year-old bridesmaid Grace van Cutsem photobombs the Royal Wedding first kiss

ByStarcasm Staff

More like Grace van Cute-sem! The Royal Wedding is a real life fairytale. Or, at least a real life production of pomp and circumstance that can no doubt be uncomfortable, boring, and noisy! Almost every news photographer in the world was at Westminster Abbey this morning to catch every nanosecond of the Royal Wedding between…