PHOTO Kim Kardashian Selfish book cover revealed
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PHOTO Kim Kardashian Selfish book cover revealed

ByAsa Hawks

They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but if you could, then I think we can all assume Kim Kardashian’s new book of selfies, appropriately titled Kim Kardashian Selfish, is going to be absolutely titillating. Or perhaps tit elating would be more accurate? Here’s the actual cover (click to enlarge): Kim revealed…

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PHOTO Jessica Simpson shows off her post-baby bubbies

ByAsa Hawks

Jessica Simpson recently signed on as a spokesperson for Weight Watchers and is currently trying to shed the forty-plus pounds she gained while pregnant with her daughter Maxwell Drew. She has been spotted at the gym often recently, and Friday went for a power walk with her daughter in a stroller wearing a low-cut black top that seems to reveal where a large part of her weight gain occurred. Keep reading to see the photo as well as Jessica’s funny tweet that accompanied it. Also, we run the picture through our exclusive Photoshop “dude view” filter! (Yeah, Sundays are kind of slow around here)

KNAME THOSE KNOCKERS! February 1, 2010

ByAsa Hawks

This installment of Kname Those Knockers features a the ta-tas of a woman who…

• Knamed one of her Knockers “Blake”

• Was recently in court for assault charges

• Is attending her goddaughter’s birthday in this photo

• Recently had Knocker enhancement surgery

• Just founded her own record label called Lioness Records

• Spent a huge chunk of last year in St Lucia

• Likes a little heroine in her cotton candy

Give up? (C’mon, this was an easy one!)