LINKS Stomach + 110 Cocaine Packets = Fail; Yeezy Season 4 = Fail; Pharma Bro on Twitter = Fail…

LINKS Stomach + 110 Cocaine Packets = Fail; Yeezy Season 4 = Fail; Pharma Bro on Twitter = Fail…

ByJohn

JEZEBEL – Man Almost Makes It To Freedom While Flying With 110 Packets Of Cocaine In His Stomach DLISTED – The Yeezy Season 4 Show Was A Piping Hot Disaster THE BLEMISH – Patton Oswalt Just Handed Martin Shkreli His A$$ On Twitter VERY SMART BROTHAS – FX’s Atlanta Is F*cking Awesome. Signed, An ATLien….

LINKS Gene Wilder’s Wonka Genius, Rich People Protest, Larry The Cable Guy’s Apocalypse…

LINKS Gene Wilder’s Wonka Genius, Rich People Protest, Larry The Cable Guy’s Apocalypse…

ByJohn

THE BLEMISH – Gene Wilder Would Only Play Willy Wonka On This Genius Condition VERY SMART BROTHAS – Colin Kaepernick Isn’t Too Rich To Protest. This Is America, Remember? We Only Listen To Rich People. THE SUPERFICIAL – Orlando Bloom Warned Miranda Kerr About His Penis CELEBITCHY – Larry the Cable Guy says words: ‘Hillary…

LINKS Courteney’s Facial Regrets, Usain’s Tiny Bolt, Bella Thorne Is Bisexual…

LINKS Courteney’s Facial Regrets, Usain’s Tiny Bolt, Bella Thorne Is Bisexual…

ByJohn

DLISTED – Courteney Cox Regrets Some Of The Stuff She Did To Her Face THE BLEMISH – Usain Bolt’s Rio Groupie Says His D!ck Is Less Than Olympic Sized: “The Male Parts Do Not Match” CELEBITCHY – Bella Thorne comes out as bisexual with a “Yes” reply on Twitter JEZEBEL – Leslie Jones’ Personal Information…

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PHOTOS – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie arrive at Nicky Hilton’s house to remember/mourn childhood friend Casey Johnson

ByStarcasm Staff

Casey Johnson grew up in a New York fairytale life, palling around with fellow rich girls Paris and Nicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Bioux Phillips, Lindsay Lohan, and scores of others. She was even offered a role in Paris Hilton’s MTV show The Simple Life which helped rocket her and Nicole Richie into the national spotlight. Casey…