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VIDEO PHOTO John Ernest Cross arrested after forcing man to perform the moonwalk at gunpoint

30-year-old John Ernest Cross of Clark Fork, Idaho has been charged with felony assault after allegedly forcing another man to perform Michael Jackson’s famous moonwalk dance move at gunpoint. Keep reading to see his mug shot as well as Bruce Willis’ spot-on pre-enactment of the crime from 1987’s Blind Date.

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VIDEO – Bruce Willis has been inspired by Lady Gaga

Bruce Willis paid homage to Lady Gaga with his new meat toupee, the latest cure for male-patterened baldness. It’s also makes for a good snack to serve your friends. Just carry a salt shaker in your pocket, and you can be a good host on-the-go: on the street, at the opera, or as a talk…

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PHOTOS – Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, & Mickey Rourke bring the testosterone to ‘The Expendables’ Hollywood premiere

The Expendables, an ensemble action flick starring everyone who’s ever been in an action flick, premiered in Hollywood last night. A triumphant of distinctive masculine icons, Sylverster Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Mickey Rourke posed together for pictures. Mickey’s paisley shirt totally wins the evening, but Sly’s classic snarl is always priceless. These three are the…