Britney’s scalp needs some R&R

Images thanks to STLA/Fame Pictures

Here’s the Ring Leader herself wearing off-the-should stripes in Stockholm, Sweden after a recording session. She’s joined by an angry patchwork scalp and Jason Trawick, her rumored agent and lover.

I’m really digging this striped number on Britney with the dark gray pants. However, her scalp looks a little patchy and tired. At the roots clumps of her tired hair are stickin’ together in an attempt just to make it through another day. These follicles are stressed out: they need two weeks at the spa and about ten years without extensions. And possibly a Xanax or two, but I’m sure Brit Brit’s already slipped them a few before bed.

~ Carrie Glass

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