Austin weatherman receives most awesome thank you letter ever from 4th grader

KVUE meteorologist Albert Ramon went and spoke to a local Austin, TX school about the weather. One of the kids in attendance, who has only been identified as Flint, was so impressed by Ramon’s presentation that he wrote him the most incredulous thank you letter of all time.

Sometimes it’s just better to let you see it than ramble on:

Here’s the full transcript of this work of genius:

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about the weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns. I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames….

And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.

PS. Look on the back for a drawing. 🙂

And here’s the drawing as promised:

So was this the work of a 4th grader or the joyous late night ramblings of a seriously cool parent? Not sure – but Albert did tweet the following: “Letter was mailed by his teacher with 30 others from his class. His obviously stood out. Posted to my personal FB, then bam.”

To either Flint or the parent disguised as Flint. We love your work and we have a special place in our heart for it because we got our start with drawings much like yours. When you hit the job market, please consider us. We’d love to talk about unicorn donuts and not being your slave!