She went to Maksim Lyubarskiy at Family & Cosmetic Dentistry to get her new set of straight, pearly whites.
“This morning I got Lumineers on my teeth because, when Lorenzo sees me for the first time, I want him to be like, ‘Holy sh*t, My mom is f*cking awesome!'”
She also said that she needed to look hot so she could look the part of a MILF.
Her baby’s father Jioni didn’t know she was getting them, and was little shocked when she came home with them. He thought they gave her a lisp, and admitted in a confessional interview: “Front row’s just a little, a little too big. They need to be filed down a little bit.”
Do you like Snooki’s new chompers?