Meghan McCain keeps it ‘strictly dickly’ for Playboy
          

Strickly Dickly Megan McCain

The daughter of Arizona senator and former presidential candidate John McCain is doing all she can to stay relevant.

Meghan McCain is featured in April’s edition of Playboy and while the photo above is about as suggestive as it gets pictorial wise, ol’ Megs did do a little TMI in the 20 Questions segment. After talking about politics the obviously seasoned interviewer managed to steer the conversation to sleepovers with lots of other girls in her mommy and daddy’s bed (teehee).

PLAYBOY: Say a little more about the hanging-out-in-bed-with-girlfriends part.

MCCAIN: Watch it, mister. My friends from home came over to support me, and we got in my parents’ big bed. They have this huge California king and we just stayed up eating ice cream. I’m not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking. I’d be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I’m not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I’m strictly dickly. I can’t help it. I love sex and I love men.

Yes. The girl said, “strickly dickly,” or at least that’s what Playboy printed as her words and she hasn’t complained yet. Sadly this venture in to her sexual preferences continued…

PLAYBOY: So we shouldn’t read anything into your vocal support of same-sex marriage and the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell” or how much you love Rachel Maddow and hang out with Tila Tequila?

MCCAIN: Honey, you’re nobody unless you have a gay rumor about you. I’ve been hit on by women from time to time, and it might simplify my life if I were gay, but no. Rachel and Tila are just great people. For me, it’s an issue of civil rights. Who people want to sleep with and who they want to love should not have anything to do with government politics at all. And if you see me in a gay bar, it’s only because they play the best music and my gay friends like to dance. Gay guys love me. It’s the big boobs and blonde hair.

Man… The obvious platitudes run aplenty. Gay bars have the best music, and the gay guys luv muh big bewbs and blonde hair. Bleh. I’m going out for a Big Mac and try to leave behind this McPain.

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    • Mandy

      Her arms and shoulders look really weird..

    • sanoga

      Not a fan of her dad, but she seems fun :)

 

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