Carrie Fisher high on cocaine filming ‘Empire’

ByDarren O

Now we know how Princess Leia helped lead a tiny rebellion against the forces of the dark side while hooking up with Han Solo. She was straight up high out of her mind on cocaine!

Read about her coke confession, her one-woman stand-up tour and why she regrets ever wearing that infamous metal bikini from Star Wars that I just had to include in the post!

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Top 5 Star Wars Jersey Shore trading cards

ByAsa Hawks

Ever wonder what the world would be like if George Lucas made reality television shows? Or if MTV made classic science fiction movies?

Me either. I have no idea why I did these. But, I DID! Here are some collectible trading cards from the alternate universe mashing up a galaxy far, far away with the boardwalk just across the river. It’s the world of Ewops, Tattoo-ine and partying at the Mos Jersey Cantina. A wonderful place where the stress of saving the universe over and over is replaced by the relative ease of hooking up with random hot Guidos and Guidettes over and over.

Though there are numerous beautiful characters and things from the offspring of Star Wars and Jersey Shore, I’ve managed to whittle it down to the Top 5, and here they are!