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PHOTOS Reggie Bush mistress January Gessert

ByAsa Hawks

It’s all mistresses all the time here at starcasm.net! It’s enough to make you think men married to famous women who aren’t around very much really like having sex anyway. Weird.

Anyway, the latest installment of Mistressapalooza is the 27-year-old blond aspiring singer and waitress at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, California, January Gessert. Miss January (heh heh) allegedly spent the night at Reggie Bush’s house March 16th and was caught on camera leaving the next morning by the National Enquirer. See photos of the health-conscious other woman that was worth losing Kim Kardashian for!

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Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush Break Up

ByStarcasm Staff

(Alternate headline: Kim Kardashian Shaves Her Bush) Everybody’s breaking up today! Now you can add badonkalicious reality star Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush to the growing list of relationship casualties. A representative has confirmed with People Magazine that the poster couple for celebrity romance have called it quits, saying “They…