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PHOTOS Jaime King rocks a Marilyn Mon-fro at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009

ByAsa Hawks

Pictures of Jaime King from the 2009 Spike TV SCREAM event

For better or worse, model and actress Jaime King stole the show at Spike TV’s SCREAM 2009 red carpet event, sporting an elegantly HUGE blond bed head and wearing a dress made from Balloon Boy’s UFO.

Her Marilyn Mon-fro is either a completely ridiculous ‘do fail or a wacky and fun Gaga-esque tress success. The final judgment will depend on video evidence. If that thing isn’t stiff as a board and actually bounces, then I gotta give it the thumbs up!

I have to vote “no” on the dress. Hot girls can usually get away with pretty much anything silver at a Science Fiction-themed event, but it’s got to either be revealing or tight or both and this is none of the above. It reminds me of a similar disco soccer ball outfit from early in the current season of Project Runway. For some reason it makes me want to sing the lyric, “Jiffy Pop corn and I don’t care.”

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Photos: Juan Rico/Fame Pictures

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