“Pete Doherty Eating Sausage In Berlin” Lame Photo of the Day 12-02-09

Pete Doherty eats meat in Berlin

I don’t know why I feel obligated to talk about these lame photos because they usually speak for themselves. This time around I feel obligated to speak because some of you may not know who Pete Doherty is, and it’s important to know the potential that was missed out on in this picture. Actually, you don’t really need to know who Pete Doherty is, just that he’s a musician that is not only high on crack, smack and meth all the time, but a musician that actually looks like he’s high on crack, smack and meth all the time! This quality usually makes for some very entertaining photos!

As an example, here’s another photo from the same night of Pete in a trademark fedora smooth-talking some Doherty-smitten ladies:

Pete Doherty looking drunk and high

Now THAT’S a Pete Doherty picture!

Here’s the 411 on today’s LPOD from Flynet:

ObjectName: EXCLUSIVE: Pete Doherty Eating Sausage In Berlin (USA AND OZ ONLY)

Caption: 12-02-09 Berlin, Germany Absolutely drunken UK singer Pete Doherty enjoyed a grilled, fried berlin sausage before his performance in the Berlin Kesselhaus… the bottle of portwine was probably just one of the reasons why the concert started late… EXCLUSIVE PIX by Flynet

Keywords: 12-02-09; Pete Doherty; singer; coat; jacket; exclusive; berlin; sausage; drunk

You should never look at a photo with the keywords “Pete Doherty; singer; coat; jacket; exclusive; berlin; sausage; drunk” and be disappointed. LAME!

(Be sure to check out the Susan Boyle future timeline which mysteriously involves Pete Doherty!)

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