Morning Starbuzz — August 16, 2013

Val Kilmer as Mark Twain
Watch Val Kilmer transform into Mark Twain — The Blemish

Gwyneth Paltrow’s trainer said the star’s “butt was long” when they first met — Amy Grindhouse

Michael Girgenti’s sticking with his story, says Kardashian/Disick paternity test was faked — Celeb Dirty Laundry

Bethenny Frankel bites the hand that fed her, says 75% of Real Housewives are broke — Reality Tea

Robin Thicke says his son is his good-luck charm, women everywhere say “aww” — Celeb Baby Laundry

Bill and Giuliana Rancic hired a party planner for their son’s 1st birthday — Celebitchy