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THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Farrah Abraham Says She Can’t Live in Los Angeles Because She’s Being Stalked: “He Would Just Watch Us All the Time!” DLISTED – Barbra Streisand Clarifies Her Comments On Michael Jackson, And Diana Ross Adds Her Own REALITY TEA – Kandi Burruss Dishes On NeNe Leakes’ Beef With Real Housewives…

DLISTED – Debra Messing Sh!t On E! To E! While Live On E! REALITY TEA – Kim Zolciak Posts Racy Pics From Turks & Caicos Vacation; Is Open To Forgiving NeNe Leakes CELEBITCHY – In case you missed Donald Trump calling himself ‘like, really smart’ and ‘a very stable genius’ JEZEBEL – Here Are All…

THE BLEMISH – Hundreds of Penn State Students Take to the Streets to Hunt Evil Clowns DLISTED – Halle Berry Denies That She Got Herself A Hot Piece Of Ric Flair In The ’90s REALITY TEA – Sonja Morgan Comes Up Short Trying To Open A Restaurant & Bethenny Frankel Is Blamed CELEBITCHY – Benedict…

JEZEBEL – This Week in Tabloids: Mariah Carey Employs a Professional Boob Handler DLISTED – A Mattress Store In Texas Thought It Was A Really Good Idea To Do A 9/11-Themed Ad For Their “Twin Towers” Sale REALITY TEA – Dance Moms Star Abby Lee Miller Scared By The Possibility Of Jail Time CELEBITCHY –…

THE BLEMISH – Drunk Texas Student Crashes Into Cop Car While Taking Nude Snapchat Pics DLISTED – Destiny’s Child Is (Kinda) Back! REALITY TEA – Brielle Biermann Thinks Michael Kopech Is The One; Denies Plastic Surgery; Wants A Spinoff CELEBITCHY – Katy Perry dressed up as Hillary Clinton for Halloween: terrifying or funny? JEZEBEL –…

THE BLEMISH – Kendra Wilkinson Hurt Her Neck Giving a Hand Job DLISTED – Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lawrence Snapping At A TMZ Pap For Trying To Touch Her Dog REALITY TEA – Tom Schwartz And Katie Maloney Say Marriage Is “89% Blissful!” Is Scheana Marie Ready To Tie The Knot Again? CELEBITCHY –…