Lindsay Lohan’s ‘best friend’ Patrick “Pootie” Aufdenkamp allegedly steals her clothing line

ByStarcasm Staff

You just can’t trust people in silly hats named Pootie.

Within days of WWD publishing sketches of Lindsay Lohan’s expanded legging line 6129, Lindsay is claiming a dude named “Pootie,” who’s been following her around for years plans, to launch a clothing line this February based on her designs.

Lindsay told US Weekly that Patrick “Pootie” Aufdenkamp has been her friend since she was 16, but she now regrets their close relationship: “I should’ve known better. But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!” Another one of Lindsay’s friends got straight to the point: “Patrick stole Lindsay’s sketches for her new 6126 clothing line. “He is now running off trying to do his own line. And telling people he’s going to fashion market week in NYC on February 18 to debut his line.”

If this is true, Pootie needs a serious education in stealing and fraudulent activity. Here’s a free tip: don’t steal someone’s fashion sketches after they’ve been published in a major fashion industry paper.

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Here’s an example of one of the sketches Pootie allegedly took. He must’ve been seduced by the knee-patches:

Lindsay Lohan sketch

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