Miley Cyrus Pole Dance at the ‘Teen Choice Awards’

Just days after her 9-year-old sister Noah showcased her pole-dancing skillz, Miley showed her who’s truly headed for Atlantic City on a fast train. The fine art of pole dancing is in Cyrus blood, they just can’t help themselves.

It’s also a good life skill when the international prosti-tot career fizzles out.

But, seriously, Noah is nine years old! She needs to be playing My Little Pony and riding bikes, not shimmying around a pole with 9 thousand of her closest friends while grown men watch. WTF? WTF? WTF?

~ Carrie Glass

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