American Picker’s Danielle Colby selling clothes, accessories, posters through Etsy

Danielle Colby Cushman from American Pickers with a Photoshopped Santa hat

Got an American Pickers fan on your Christmas list and have no idea what to get him or her? (Actually, they don’t even have to be a fan of the show as long as they have an affinity for strong, talented, smart women!) No need to fret because the hippest chick in reality television, Danielle Colby Cushman, is selling her wares online!

We announced a couple months ago that this burlesque dancing, roots music loving Antique Archaeology office manager was opening up her own shop. 4 Miles 2 Memphis is just around the corner from Antique Archeology and features original Danielle creations such as dresses, t-shirts, artwork, and fashion accessories. In conjunction with the 4 Miles 2 Memphis grand opening on December 3 (Danielle’s birthday, btw) Danielle has listed some of her items for sale through

For example, what confident woman with swagger wouldn’t want to own this “luxurious flapper slouch bag” hand made by Danielle (with a little help from her friends)?!?

Danielle Colby Cushman handmade purse from 4 Miles 2 Memphis

Here’s how Danielle introduced the bag on her Facebook page followed by the description from etsy:

My favorite bag I have made yet! I spared no expense in creating this bag, I just needed something to carry when I want to feel perty 😉 I carry this one with me everywhere, I got so many compliments on it, I decided to make just a few for sale. This is a limited run design, 10 available.

American Pickers Danielle Colby Cushman handmade handbag for sell on etsy

From etsy:

This limited run bag was designed with decadent tapestry material and gold fringe, this art nouveau bag is impossible to put down… Made in America with the finest materials, I spared no expense in the design, quality and conctruction of this beautiful bag.. Certainly a special treat for any hobo chic gal about town. Handmade in my studio in LeClaire, Iowa by myself, my aunt Debbie and Miss Becca Unforgiven Clark.

There are only 10 of these limited run bags!

If this bag should break down, please return for repair! We will be happy to fix any issues for you.

The price is a mere $190, which seems pretty low for not only an awesome handmade fashion accessory with some serious ovarian attitude, but a real deal celebrity collectible!

But, if $190 is a little over budget, or if you’re shopping for a dude, then how about an autographed poster of Danielle getting her burlesque on? Here are four different varieties currently available:

Danielle Colby Cushman accordian burlesque poster    American Pickers Danielle Colby-Cushman Queen of Rust poster
American Pickers Danielle Colby Cushman topless photo burlesque    Danielle Colby Cushman autographed poster from etsy

All poster photos:

I love them all, but if I had to pick one I would have to go with the overpowering sexy doubleshot of Danielle and an accordion! Oh man! The posters are only $10 plus shipping, so they’re the perfect stocking stuffer.

Need something in between the handmade bag and the autographed posters? No problem! Grab one of these awesome Danielle Colby Cushmman and/or 4 Miles 2 Memphis t shirts!

Danielle Colby Cushman t-shirt with Colby and a camera

Family Heritage is my life, that is why I tattooed my family’s Heritage on my left hand. As some of you may know my father Kevin is a 4th generation photographer, well known in our home town for his beautiful fine art photography… Here’s to you Dad!

Please keep in mind that these t shirts are organic American made 100% cotton. This means 2 things, they will shrink if washed in hot water or machine dried, also the cost is a bit higher than shirts made outside of the states.

Sizes run smaller due to 100% cotton, you are not fat! the shirt tends to run 1 size small in my opinion, but the fabric is beautiful and the fit is great if you bump up a size… Well worth the hassle for American made organic product 😉

If the fit is not right Please feel free to exchange for different size.

Danielle Colby Cushman Burlesque le Moustache t-shirtAmerican Pickers Danielle Colby-Cushman Burlesque le Moustache t-shirt green

Who doesn’t love the art of the tease? Finally, what you all have been waiting for! Prepare to be offended and aroused! The T shirt of Burlesque le’ Moustache!

And don’t worry, those are actually cool t shirts, it’s not just because Danielle is wearing them. For example, here’s her son modeling the 4 Miles 2 Memphis logo tee:

Danielle Colby Cushman's son models a 4 Miles 2 Memphis t-shirt available on etsy

This 4Miles2Memphis logo embodies our little world perfectly. My shop was named after my 2 glorious offspring Miles (15) and Memphis (10) about 7 years ago. We are always on the go but never without a sewing needle in hand 😉

The t-shirts are available in various sizes, just CLICK HERE to visit Danielle’s etsy storefront from which you will be able to shop through her entire inventory.

So quit your Christmas shopping moanin’ and get on over to etsy so you can…

Have yourself a Danielle Colby Christmas
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
lose your troubles the 4 Miles 2 Memphis way.

Through the web
We will all order together
Click this link right now
Dang that reality star always makes me say, “Wow!”
Have yourself a Danielle Colby Christmas now

Now, if Danielle would just put her clay modeling skills to work and turn out some limited edition American Pickers Mike Wolfe, Frank Fritz, and Danielle Colby-Cushman bobblehead dolls!

Asa Hawks is a writer and editor for Starcasm. You can contact Asa via Twitter, Facebook, or email at starcasmtips(at)

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