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The diligent reporters at Starcasm.net acquired a copy of the true crime masterpiece Cop Without A Badge: The Extraordinary Undercover Life of Kevin Maher which contains detailed observations about the early life of professional dancer and coke aficionado Beverly Merrill. Merrill is now going by the name of Danielle Staub on the newest installment of the hit Bravo Housewives franchise The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the girls have caught wind of her “interesting” past. On the show Danielle is on the prowl for her next sugar daddy, but is currently relieving her boredom through phone sex with strangers and giving bjs to a 50-year-old man who claims to be 26. She’s having trouble relating to the other cast members, who fear for the health of their single sons and the safety of their kidnap-able daughters. But they can take comfort in Kevin Maher’s assessment of Beverly/Danielle, who he says “has no morals, but she’s a good person.” Huh?
Here are some slightly more damning (and coherent) quotes from the book, including the “good but no morals” gem as well as numerous descriptions of Beverly and Kevin’s fairy tale romance:
The book’s description of Beverly / Danielle’s involvement with the kidnapping:
”Some rich kids kept saying he didn’t have the money. But the DD knew the father was some rick old f**k, so the DD [dealer] grabbed the kid. Beat the s**t out of him for three days. Didn’t feed him. Kept telling the kid that if his father didn’t send money, he was going to kill them . . .
‘She was there man’, Uribe said with a sigh. ‘She was there through the whole f**king thing. She was partying with the DD for a month straight.”
What Kevin Maher thinks after meeting the pantiless Beverly/Danielle in Miami:
She’s beautiful. I hope she’s not just another coke wh*re.
After a couple lines of coke and romp in the sack Kevin has a startling revelation about Beverly/Danielle:
She has no morals, but she’s a good person.
Coke-fuelled insights don’t lie and within hours Maher is “in love,” forgetting completely that at that time he is still married to a woman named Beth, who is a VP at The Economist and probably isn’t as fun and interesting as a woman who’s kidnapped a boy, takes her clothes off for money, sleeps with every man she meets that has a little spare change and snorts cocaine with a snorkel.
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welp all i gotta say is if the things wrote adout danelle r true she needs jesus! i dont like carolyn because she’s ugly, thinks she’s hard, and a real *itch wouldnt b threatened by her at all! dina is scary and thinks she slick …she never liked danelle because she was jealous of danelle and jaqualin’s relationship! Jaqualin needs to get a back bone and tell carolyns manly a$$ to get a life! And last but not least TERESA is very ugly weird not sexy and y do u think yur bad cause u flipped a tiny table over????
BOOYEAH! After reading this comment I debated on retiring from the reality television commentary business! You tell ‘em diamondgurll! You are cast member number one when we film the pilot for The Real Comment Bloggers Of Starcasm.net. All your fans will be leaving comments like, “I love diamondgurll cuz she tells it like it is!” You need to come back in August and get real on those ATL girlz! Ol’ Kim Zolciak won’t know what hit her!
Putting the past behind and just judging this woman’s character based on I’ve seen on the show, I don’t think that she should continue being part of it all. She needs to go and take some parenting classes.
Eva,
I totally agree with you that stripping as an ends to a means is not THAT big a deal. However, there is so much, not only in the book but in her current behavior, that shows she is an opportunist, gossip, and would lie to save her own skin in a second. She told her kids in one of the episodes that she stripped but denied it at the dinner and during the reunion show. So which is it? Did she lie to her kids or all the other times? She herself can’t seem to keep it straight. I’d have more respect for her is she simply said, yes, I’ve done those things. I was a different person then, etc. But she keeps denying some things, admitting some, and even have them overlapping. It’s the lying that ruins her credibility.
I think what happens in your past should not be forgotten but you should learn from them and try not to repeat them.Danielle seems like she has not learned much of anything except to dress better and hobnob with a better class of people.I see her as a very lost person that wants to belong somewhere and I think she wants what Caroline, Dina and the rest have the closeness of the family makes her feel like she does not belong. guess what Danielle …you don’t .That is Dina’s family not yours, you can’t have that family. Make a good life with your kids as a Mother not thier bestfriend but as thier Mother and stop sharing with them your sorted past, protect them not put it right in their face.Quite running betwenn the families trying to put a wedge between them with this he said she said crap.Move forward and be someone who can rise above by example.
Danielle probably suffers from borderline personality disorder. She displays many of the symptoms. Her nose definately looks like she has had a collapsed septum. Poor dear was ugly before (mug shot) and looks even worse now. Model my arce~~and she is delusional if she thinks she has a nice body (pool scene).
Caroline is the Wack-a-doo and needs to get over herself.
Dina is a classic instigator hiding behind an ignorant.
Teresa needs to definately find a way to catch her personality up with her money and her mansion. She acts like trailer trash.
I just hope we get to know what got Caroline all worked up at the end of the reunion show. Please do tell, or is that the cliff hanger for the next season………….we all want to know, what did Danielle try to have done to Dina?