The most under-appreciated
literary talent of our time
continues to churn out
priceless gems that fall on
blind eyes. Twitter is the
latest media of choice for
Courtney S. Thompson, and
here are her most recent
masterpieces:
“thehousey house vs monstruty”
It is hard to stare directly at such perfection.
Is there anyone else on the planet
writing prose in Captcha?
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I like Courtney. She makes me feel so smart.
Btw, who does your sketches? They are brilliant!
The answer to every “Who does your ______?” question is “me.” (Unless the blank is “nanny” in which case the proper response is “Rob Lowe”) Actually, I do have a silent partner that handles the marketing end of things. She’s always telling me, “You just make the funny, I’ll do the rest.” That seemed like a good formula at first, but I’m still broke making the funny and now she’s driving a Bentley.
I like the fat fingers theory! Using the same basic principle we could theorize that Courtney Love purchased a cell phone watch with a teeny tiny keyboard that she uses to blog and twitter. Stupid theories! Leave it to science to suck the beauty and mystery out of art!
Wow, that’s prose in CAPTCHA?
I always thought this,
“mmmpf forensicik ei;ver Elgin Marbles o ov;ethe iwnt shri,ptom ibn goiugb keddfygffhgai ME!”
was a sign of heavy drug and alcohol use, combined with trying to communicate electronically…unless you are Hunter S. Thompson and these are the typed ramblings of a madman (but a genius madman).
That is, unless she did gain “ALOT” (sp. = a lot) of weight recently and her fingers are too fat to type legible messages.
Hmm, what has become of Courtney? So…sad.