PHOTOS Bruce Springsteen shirtless on the beach in St. Barts!

ByAsa Hawks

Man o man! Willie Nelson concert pictures and now Bruce Springsteen frolicking on the beach in St. Barts?!? What’s next – a Bob Dylan mugshot?!? This is too great! I write about celebrities all day everyday but I rarely get to feel like a fanboy – and this is twice in a matter of days! Of course, it’s Bruce shirtless so my fanboyness is going to be interpreted as boyfanness, not that there’s anything wrong with that! By golly I’ll take what I can get! Wait, that didn’t sound right.

ANYWAY… Bruce and wife Patti Scialfa were caught by photographers having fun on the beaches of St. Barts Tuesday. The shirtless Boss seemed to be offering a challenge to Jersey Shore’s “The Situation,” and that challenge is “Greetings From Absbury Park!” We get to see a whole lot of Bruce’s “American Skin” as he proves it’s possible to not look lame while bodysurfing in St. Barts, something Martin short was unsuccessful at just the day before.

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PHOTOS Lindsay Lohan wears four bikinis in one day in St. Barts!

ByAsa Hawks

Holy Crap! Lindsay Lohan is going for the “Most Bikinis In One Year” world record, and at this rate she will shatter it by having worn 1460 of the tiny swimsuits by the end of 2010! Though Lindsay may not be in my Top Ten List as far as women I’d like to see break that record, I can’t complain about LiLo giving it a shot. Granted, she is the covergirl for Train Wreck Magazine, but as far as train wrecks go ol’ Lindsay’s perty hot!

LiLo, like most of Hollywood apparently, spent her New Year’s on a yacht down in the tropic paradise of St. Barts. If you look closely at these photos, which appear to have been taken from 12 miles away on a rocking raft, you will count four different swimsuits! Three bikinis and a Sophie Monke-styled black twisty one piece. Is she designing a line of swimwear for Emanuel Ungaro that I don’t know about?