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David Lynch is Russell Brand’s transcendental self pleasuring guru

ByDarren O

In a match made in bizarro heaven, famed director David Lynch has become a transcendental meditation guru for British actor Russell Brand. According to a recent interview Brand was struggling with focus because of “adult distractions” and the famously mercurial director had some words of advice. No, it didn’t involve Katy’s Twin Peaks!

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Russell Brand “Obsessed” With Bridal Magazines

Bymariamargarita

Oh, Katy Perry. She’s still trying to get Russell Brand to put a ring on it, even though the notorious manwh0re is allegedly getting tired of being in a monogamous relationship. He was even spotted at that infamous Victoria’s Secret party last week that Lindsay Lohan was banned from! He was probably there to meet…

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PHOTOS Katy Perry looking less undead at Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event

ByAsa Hawks

In a previous post I expressed my concern over the formerly vivacious and effervescent Katy Perry seemingly having her soul sucked out of her by vampire/boyfriend Russell Brand, but Katy showed up at the Samsung Behold II Premiere Launch Event held at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood Wednesday looking slightly more alive!