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Democracy denied: Fort Wayne building will not be named after Harry Baals

Harry Baals’ legacy dangles over the city of Fort Wayne, Indiana like the Sword of Testiclese. As a show of respect to their former mayor the city’s citizens cast their votes online to name the newest government building “The Harry Baals Government Center” in his honor, but area officials are a little teste about the proposal.

See the report filed by an area news team that delves deep into the family Baals’ past, uncovering a disputed manner in which to pronounce Harry Baals’ surname. So is it the Baals that rhymes with fails or the Baals that rhymes with falls? Turns out both are right!