MUG SHOT Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop popped for weed

Beezow Doo-Doo-Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested

If you change your name from Jeffrey Wilschke to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop maybe you should be arrested!

You know what, forget I ever said that. This is America and if you want to change your name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop it’s your right. It’s not your right, however, to be carrying around a concealed knife, and marijuana at a public park. Yes. I know you are shocked that a man who legally goes by the name of Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop had some weed and was livin’ in a park.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested last week, thus the above mug shot, after residents complained of excessive drinking and drug use near Reynolds Park in Madison, Wisconson. Authorities are stating that Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested in another local park last April after police found a loaded handgun in his backpack.

I hope Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is able to turn his life around after this latest arrest. Here’s a little song just for Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop adapted from the old standard “He Was a Friend of Mine.”

“Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Was a Friend of Mine.”

I am now going to beg my editors to allow an official and permanent pen name change to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Wish me luck.

Original song inspiration: “He Was A Friend Of Mine” by Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bob Dylan

Doo-Doo Mug Shot: Splashnews

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