LINKS Tori Spelling’s band-aid baby confession, 8-yr-old drives to McDonald’s, Bella Thorne keeps doing generically very sexy things…

REALITY TEA – Scheana Marie Sued For Excessive Pot Parties? Tom Schwartz Defends Her DLISTED – A Three’s Company Movie Is A Thing That Might Be Happening CELEBITCHY – Jennifer Aniston is People Mag’s 2016 Most Beautiful Woman in the World JEZEBEL – Lindsay Lohan Is Open to Converting to Islam for Attention THE BLEMISH…

REALITY TEA – Real Housewives Of New Jersey Taglines Revealed; Teresa Giudice Discusses Raising Her Family While Joe Is Gone DLISTED – Paris Hilton Subtly Reminds Us All She Helped Make Kim Kardashian Famous CELEBITCHY – How many necklaces does Johnny Depp need to simply go out to dinner? JEZEBEL – Stacey Dash Accuses BET…

DLISTED – Amy Schumer Really Doesn’t Care If Her Sex Tape Leaks REALITY TEA – Katie Maloney And Tom Schwartz Wedding Updates; Advice From Lisa Vanderpump CELEBITCHY – Amber Heard & Johnny Depp settled their divorce, she’s getting $7 million JEZEBEL – Somehow Matt Damon Grew a Man Bun in a Month THE BLEMISH –…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – The Couples of The Bachelor Franchise: A Quick Look at All of the Finale Outcomes DLISTED – Xena And Gabrielle Are Definitely Lesbians In NBC’s Reboot Of Xena: Warrior Princess CELEBITCHY – Is Kristen Stewart now happily dating 30-year-old French singer Soko? REALITY TEA – Camille Grammer Wins Victory In…

REALITY TEA – Get Ready–Danielle Staub Finally Returns To Real Housewives of New Jersey! CELEBITCHY – Senator Elizabeth Warren Was Formally Rebuked By The Senate For Speaking THE BLEMISH – Beyonce Too Fat To Perform At Full Speed, Opts For Slo-Mo At The Grammys THE SUPERFICIAL – Melissa McCarthy Really Ruined Sean Spencer’s Whole Life…

JEZEBEL – Wow, the Mean Girls Musical Is Really Happening DLISTED – Kardashian Exes Convene To Plot Retaking The Iron Throne REALITY TEA – Vicki Gunvalson Wants Briana Culberson To Be A Real Housewife CELEBITCHY – Justin Trudeau covers Rolling Stone, is probably the wokest bae in North America THE BLEMISH – Justin Bieber Runs…