LINKS Rust Cohle: UT designated driver, hello Taylor Swift TV network, Lala Kent keeps talkin’…

REALITY TEA – Phaedra Parks Has No Regrets From Real Housewives Of Atlanta; Open To Returning DLISTED – Marc Jacobs Got Married THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Butch Baltierra may have fallen off the wagon CELEBITCHY – Kim Kardashian wants to give her fourth child an Armenian name JEZEBEL – R. Kelly Fans Paid $100…

JEZEBEL – Every Red Carpet Look From the 2016 Met Gala DLISTED – A Pile Of Butchered Space Snakes + A Warrior Ballerina + A Heaping Cup Of Nope = Taylor Swift At The Met Gala CELEBITCHY – Malia Obama will be attending Harvard in Fall ’17, after a “gap year” REALITY TEA – Shahs…

THE BLAST – Blac Chyna: I Would Have Been the Face of Lifetime If It Weren’t for Those Meddling Kardashians! DLISTED – Mama June in a VERY revealing swimsuit REALITY TEA – Tinsley Mortimer Defends Trying On Wedding Dresses Even Though She’s Not Engaged CELEBITCHY – Owen Wilson will take a paternity test to see…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – Teen Mom News Pile: All the Teen Mom-Related News You’ve Missed So Far This Week DLISTED – Geoffrey Owens Probably Isn’t Going Back To Trader Joe’s Anytime Soon, Because He Took Tyler Perry’s Job Offer REALITY TEA – Vicki Gunvalson Talks Drunk Golfing, Defends Emily’s Husband And More CELEBITCHY –…

JEZEBEL – The Babadook Partied Really Hard This Weekend DLISTED – Katy Perry Apologized To Her Arch-Nemesis Taylor Swift REALITY TEA – Bethenny Frankel Says Ramona Singer Lied About Berkshires Fight; Bethenny Spotted With New Guy In The Hamptons CELEBITCHY – Bill Maher performed his apology for saying the n-word, is anyone buying it? THE…

JEZEBEL – VIDEO Someone Hacked Their Alexa to Speak Via Big Mouth Billy Bass DLISTED – Blac Chyna Is Displeased With Wendy Williams REALITY TEA – Vanderpump Rules Drama? Mike Shay Missing – Cleaned Out Joint Account He Shares With Scheana Marie? CELEBITCHY – Gisele Bundchen gave her kids’ Halloween candy away after they tried…