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REALITY TEA – Real Housewives Of New Jersey Taglines Revealed; Teresa Giudice Discusses Raising Her Family While Joe Is Gone DLISTED – Paris Hilton Subtly Reminds Us All She Helped Make Kim Kardashian Famous CELEBITCHY – How many necklaces does Johnny Depp need to simply go out to dinner? JEZEBEL – Stacey Dash Accuses BET…

JEZEBEL – Every Red Carpet Look From the 2016 Met Gala DLISTED – A Pile Of Butchered Space Snakes + A Warrior Ballerina + A Heaping Cup Of Nope = Taylor Swift At The Met Gala CELEBITCHY – Malia Obama will be attending Harvard in Fall ’17, after a “gap year” REALITY TEA – Shahs…

REALITY TEA – Abby Lee Miller Will Serve Only Half Her Prison Sentence & Is Planning Post-Prison Plastic Surgery DLISTED – Kathy Griffin Says She Wasn’t Welcome At The Women’s March This Year CELEBITCHY – Ewan McGregor filed for divorce from Eve Mavrakis, his wife of 22 years JEZEBEL – Ed Sheeran Is Engaged, Chuffed…

JEZEBEL – Cardi B Is Pregnant With Cardi B’s Baby!!! DLISTED – Judge Judy’s $45 Million Salary Has Been Found Within Reason REALITY TEA – Cynthia Bailey Had A Tumor Removed CELEBITCHY – Self-help guru Tony Robbins is a misogynistic douche who hates #MeToo survivors THE BLEMISH – Heidi Montag Now Says She Briefly Died…

THE BLEMISH – If You’re Named Crystal Methvin, It’s Obvious What’s Gonna Happen DLISTED – Brigitte Nielsen Is Pregnant At 54 REALITY TEA – Luann de Lesseps Wants To Turn Her Cabaret Show Into A National Tour CELEBITCHY – How do we feel about Serena Williams’ Nike ‘catsuit’ at the French Open? JEZEBEL – Harvey…