PHOTO Sophie Monk wins bar bet, makes herself unattractive somehow

Australian born singer, model and actress Sophie Monk transformed herself from exotic blond bikini bombshell to your best friend’s mom in this photo taken Tuesday at Urth Cafe in West Hollywood. The Maxim cover girl was some sort of middle class version of Charlize Theron in Monster with sweaty armpits, a cigarette and some serious old maid posture. Dare I use Sophie Monk and the word “frumpy” in the same sentence? I dare!