Stanley Kubrick’s daughter calls for boycott of Dr. Phil for exploiting Shelley Duvall’s mental illness

ByStarcasm Staff

Actress Shelley Duvall has been out of the limelight for 14 years, and now she’s resurfaced in a sit-down interview with Dr. Phil. The actress, who reportedly has been living in a small Texas town for the past decade, is struggled with what sounds like a devastating mental illness that includes delusions and possibly paranoia….

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PHOTO: Jessica Simpson’s I Fancy You perfume ad

ByStarcasm Staff

Jessica Simpson fancies you. Or that’s what she’s claiming with her new fragrance and advert.

I think Jessica’s a pretty woman, and I like the natural look this advertisement’s going for, but I wasn’t a fan of the title “I Fancy You” at first. For one thing, I’m not used to perfume names being whole phrases. I’m much more comfortable with one word monikers that sink under the weight of their own heaviness. Like “Obsession” or “Transplendent” (not really a fragrance, but really should be one put out by Shelley Duvall.)