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Ozzy Osbourne DNA testing explains neanderthal ways

Just like the rest of us, heavy metal god Ozzy Osbourne wondered how in the world he survived so much intake of alcohol and drugs through the years. Well instead of going off the wheels on a crazy train wondering Ozzy went and submitted his blood for genome testing in hopes of an explanation. Science did not disappoint as it has been revealed that the Brit with unstoppable livers is genetically akin to neanderthals!