Jesse Jackson has Cadillac SUV stolen while at Detroit rally for green jobs

Famed civil rights leader Jesse Jackson rented a gas-guzzling behemoth tank-like Cadillac SUV to attend a green-jobs rally for economically depressed Detroit recently. The SUV was then stolen and stripped of its wheels in a city struggling with crime.

Read on for more ironic tom-foolery and see how Jackson defended his particular choice of chariot.