Jaguar motorcycle

For fans of Anchorman and the extremely pungent and hard to find “Sex Panther” cologne, I give you Sex Panther: The Motorcycle! Yeah, it smells like gasoline too, but that’s because it runs on the stuff! This bike is so fast it’s illegal in nine countries, and it’s made with bits of real panther so you know it’s good. Want to make this little kitty purr? Just hop on and you and the woman of your dreams will be doing the no pants dance within an hour!

Have no idea what I’m talking about? Keep reading to see photos of the bike and a video that will explain it all.