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Jon Gosselin gets dumped by Hailey Glassman AND Michael Lohan – Ouch

After months of basking some sort of glorious high school wet dream where he got to get his ears pierced, wear stupid shirts, and cheat on women he was cheating on his wife with, Jon Gosselin is finally losing everyone who enabled his asshatery. Both Hailey Glassman, Jon’s naive (until now) party-girl main squeeze, and…