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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino ‘The Situation’ Myspace and high school yearbook pictures

ByAsa Hawks

Clearly the American television viewing audience was completely unprepared for the rawness of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Guido fever has swept through the media and the nation and though everything from rationality and moral decency have been tried as a vaccine, nothing seems to be working.

Spearheading the Giuseppidemic is self-proclaimed Guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose wild antics and audacious personality led to the infamous “Snooki punch” cleverly used by MTV in commercials for the show, and then censored from the actual episode before airing.

Running a close second to Snooki is the Guidoest of the Guidos, the abtastic Italian Stallion known simply as “The Situation.” I’ve dug up some older photos of Mike, including a photo from his high school yearbook! (Yes, he always had those abs.)

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Jersey Shore took over NBC Late Night: Snooki and The Situation do Conan and Jaywalking

ByStarcasm Staff

The situation is that The Situation and Snooki are the breakout stars of MTV’s controversial ratings darling Jersey Shore, and they’ve been busy doing the talk show circuit to seal the deal on their new-found celebrity status. Last week they hit up NBC big time, appearing on Jaywalking (with D. J. Pauly D, who’s hair…

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SNL VIDEO Watch Snookie on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update

ByAsa Hawks

Overnight Jersey Shore sensation Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is taking over television! She’s like an accomplishmentless Sarah Palin who doesn’t dodge questions! And just like Sarah Palin, there is way more demand for Snooki than there is supply so shows are having to clone the hot commodity. Tina Fey was Sarah Palin’s doppelganger and now Bobby Moynihan is confusing folks with his spot-on impersonation of Snooki. Here’s the hilarious video from last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update:

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Is Jersey Shore’s Snooki the new Kim Kardashian?

Bycarrieglass

Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi, pictured above playing Beatles Rockband) has all the trappings of a Kardashian, she’s a dark beauty who’s always wearing her signature style, constantly mugging to every cameraphone in a ten-mile radius, and it infiltrating the culture’s collective consciousness through sheer force of will. This fiesty self-described guidette seems well on…

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Watch the Snooki Punch video MTV won’t air! Brad Ferro punches Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi on Jersey Shore

Bycarrieglass

MTV’s Jersey Shore has caused a great deal of controversy since it first aired about three weeks ago. Many Italian Americans have been angered, advertisers have dropped the show, and the Jersey Shore Visitor’s Bureau has issued a statement saying that the Shore has been misrepresented. Despite all that (more likely because), the show has…